Poem: You can't get nowhere with Karen

free form verse:

Has potential to be turned into lyrics.
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You can't get nowhere with Karen

You can't get nowhere with Karens, bro
All they'll do is string you along
And then blow you off as they head back
To their Karen doll house

You can't get nowhere with Karens, bro
Sure they like you to fuss over them
But you can't get nowhere with Karens, bro
What part of Nowhere don't you understand, man?
Have you ever seen a Karen come out of Karen Land?
Only if she takes drugs
Or can't hold her liquor.

Otherwise Karens stay in Karen Land
Where their kin and friends play the Karen Game.

Not unless Karen becomes Sister Kathleen,
To which Karen says over my dead body.

Karen can be cool
As long as she feels safe
Karen can take Small chances,
though she often sees them as Big.
But Karen can't take big chances
Because, you know,
She's a Karen.

So forget about them Karens, bro.
Go find a Sally or a Bethany
Or, you know, even an Alison.
But whatever you do, bro,
Run the other way
When you see a Karen
Cz you ain't gonna get nothing but a
Wish Sandwich.

You know, Karens are never too good for you, Boy,
Until after you walk away.
No, you can't get nowhere with Karen, bro.

Yeah, go find a Dory, or a Stevie,
Or a Marybeth might do
Or maybe Abby
But those Karens they are hard
You will never get through, Somebody like you
Cz Karen lives in Karen Land
And only certain types are allowed in

Go get you a real working girl, bro
And forget them Karen bitches
Cz them bitches will never come out
Of their Karen House
Me, I'm gonna hit up Kathleen.

You can't get nowhere with Karen, bro.